McMahon's story

I did it! Reigns is in the main event of Wrestlemania! Suck it, millennial jiggaboos!

JIGGABOOS!?

Let me tell ya somethin McMahon, that Reigns can't draw brother. Give the Hulkamaniacs what they want, dude. Put me in the main event, I got one more run left in me, jack

*Meanwhile, on Ric Flair's laptop*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!